Android - 2020-10-26

TelKitty

7:04 AM

@IvanMilisavljevic Which format should it be? I can't seem to find any .jks files.

R15-Zucc

9:08 AM

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TelKitty

9:31 AM

@IvanMilisavljevic I tried .pepk files, still getting 'Invalid keystore format' error.

Not sure whether it's because android update.

R15-Zucc

10:07 AM

This was the most starred message last year on this day:

Hmm. Actually, nothing interesting was said on this day last year.

Ivan Milisavljevic

10:18 AM

@TelKitty android studio will generate jks files

yeah thats incorrect key format

try this

docs.oracle.com/cd/E35976_01/server.740/es_admin/src/…

R15-Zucc

12:39 PM

LE SANG requested access. Rep: 10358 - Questions: 56 - Answers: 94 (ratio 4:6.7)

Raghav Sood

12:49 PM

!accept

R15-Zucc

@LESANG welcome. Please start by reading the rules and confirm you have read them before saying anything else.

LE SANG

1:02 PM

I have read and understood the rules

Raghav Sood

Welcome!

asim

1:17 PM

who else uses notepad++

Tim

1:32 PM

people stuck in 2005

asim

and what do up to date people use?

JBis

JetBrains!

(AndroidStudio/InteliJ)

asim

not for coding lol why would one code in notepad

JBis

then what do you use notepad++ for?

Tim

I prefer notepad#

asim

1:37 PM

i use it to bulk replace, doing quick regex and for notes, it keeps em safe if you forget to save and can find replace anything from all files and subdir files in single go

JBis

0/10 joke tim

asim

like if you wanna change a project name or something, you do bulk replace and bingo

JBis

@asim depends on usecase but i'd prob use jetbrains

i'm kinda a jetbrains junkie

Tim

I use sublimetext for arbitrary notes and code snippets

JBis

maybe i never learned how to use it but i found sublime lacked a lot of simple features

Graeme

2:07 PM

Word

Tim

sup G-fork

Graeme

not much

Still fighting with the same issue I've been stuck on for a week

Raghav Sood

Give up

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Graeme

I won't be beaten!

Plus, there has got to be a solution I'm just not seeing here - it's literally "Can't build with this google library" at this stage :P

I even did one of these things like a big boy

github.com/firebase/firebase-android-sdk/issues/2103

Raghav Sood

Just find a new career

I hear virology is a hot topic this year

Nature is never going to tell you that you can't assemble some proteins because of a Google library

Graeme

2:16 PM

I mean... doubt

Mauker

Graeme

2:33 PM

What Mauks said

You act like nature doesn't have a google dependency

2

Mehdi

@RaghavSood 😂😂😂😂

asim

2:48 PM

@Graeme It actually does if you think about it

ballBreaker

3:25 PM

heya

Heeeeey ya

o/

\o

@Mehdi you like this one? youtube.com/watch?v=soRjcajliHE

AdamsLostKeyStore

3:40 PM

raghav Xd

Mehdi

@Tim thanks! I didn't know it, but I'm 5min in and liking it so far

Tim

same just found it recently

to be fair I like all of her music, just turn on auto play and never have to skip anything

ballBreaker

ayoo :D

How you guys doin

I just found out today that my work from home has been extended until July 1st, 2021 lmao

Raghav Sood

Imagine not wanting to spend time with bB to the extent that you cancel office for an entire company

6

ballBreaker

3:57 PM

hahaha

Tim

all of his colleagues have "home office" backgrounds on google meet, while actually they are all in the office having fun

ballBreaker

you're phrasing this like it's a bad thing, but I would love that

Raghav Sood

Yeah, someone in middle management probably realized its just easier to cancel bB

Tim

2

ballBreaker

hahahaha yeah

I have definitely lived long enough to see myself become squidward

Tim

4:00 PM

git off ma lawn

Raghav Sood

You guys are getting lawns?

Tim

I am getting actually, I'm moving (in 2022)

Mehdi

@Tim hahaha

Raghav Sood

I can't even plan far enough for tomorow's breakfast

Tim

they are gonna build some new houses, it just takes that long

AdamsLostKeyStore

4:06 PM

@Tim that is a long wait

@RaghavSood install more CPUs

ballBreaker

@RaghavSood if you eat the same thing everyday you never have to plan breakfast again

AdamsLostKeyStore

he probably already does that

sup roasted crabs

Tim

4:21 PM

I solved that by never having breakfast

ballBreaker

heya

hahaha

but.. but.. breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Raghav Sood

Same, I just have coffee for breakfast

Mehdi

4:40 PM

with 3 soup spoons of white sugar?

Mauker

That's bad for your health

ballBreaker

hahaha

how did apple make 1 trillion dollars through the pandemic

what the fuck is happening

Mehdi

4:56 PM

they worked hard, ok?

ballBreaker

hahaha

Tim

@ballBreaker 6 people preordered the iphone 12, that about adds up to a trillion dollars

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asim

sometimes i wonder what super rich people gonna do with all that money

ballBreaker

bahaha

@asim horde it and pass it down to their kids for generations to come

their kids will be the biggest drug addicts of all time, and their kids' kids' will be even bigger drug addicts, etc etc

Mehdi

then a couple of generations down the line decides there's money to be made in addiction and a new Purdue Pharma is born

asim

5:00 PM

haha, what is happening nowadays, i don't think there gonna be a next generation

the babies today are probably there to witness the upcoming horrors

Tim

@asim why not? Are you hiding something?

Mehdi

hahaha

asim

@Tim probably yes, you can say i know stuff i shouldn't

in short words, winter is coming

it is dark and full of horrors

Tim

do you think the earth is round or flat? Just a quick sanity check

Mehdi

hahahaha

XD

Tim

5:04 PM

looking for that bookmarked transcript where we proved it to be flat

Mehdi

I did not expect that XD

ballBreaker

hahah

asim

looks pretty flat to me xD jk

Tim

only sheep will say it's round

Mehdi

Australia: a mystery unraveled

Aug 1 '18 at 20:25, 59 minutes total – 125 messages, 7 users, 19 stars

Bookmarked Aug 1 '18 at 21:37 by Tim

Tim

5:04 PM

fuckk was that 2 years ago

Mehdi

...

Raghav Sood

818 days

Mehdi

raghav was still 16 at the time

ballBreaker

hey don't listen to tim mehdi

stranger things is decent

Tim

read the whole transcript bb

our lives as we knew them were over after that day

ballBreaker

5:09 PM

oh ive definitely read this before at least twice

Tim

MwBakker climbs a mountain

Jun 6 '19 at 11:50, 35 minutes total – 61 messages, 8 users, 15 stars

Bookmarked Jul 9 at 20:08 by Dave S

Raghav Sood

Remember when MwB was stabbed and replaced by a homeless guy?

Mehdi

Jun 6 '19 at 12:16, by Murat Karagöz

So you just walked off when he licked you?

XD

Tim

yeah raghav, good times

Mehdi

did he graduate yet?

Raghav Sood

5:15 PM

MwB is the new Ahmad, perpetually stuck in some kind of intern/trainee program

ballBreaker

hahaha

I was talking to him on the weekend, he still has 1 exam left

said he's loving being a garbage man too much to study lmfao

Mehdi

so what raghav said checks out XD

ballBreaker

hahahaha

Mehdi

@ballBreaker is there more to that job than meets the eye?

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ballBreaker

5:18 PM

honestly man, I have no idea lmao I'm not sure why he's in love with it

brb lunchhh

AdamsLostKeyStore

@Tim lol

Mehdi

6:18 PM

@ballBreaker how long is your lunch break supposed to be?

o/

o/

o/

@Mehdi lack of responsibility and stress seem to me like great job aspects

Dave S

Just be a PHP developer then

3

Mehdi

6:24 PM

true + constant physical exercise

@DaveS hahaha

Tim

1. stand on pedestal 2. throw bag in truck 3. hang on with both hands when truck make turn

gotta respect the simplicity

Mehdi

then I guess the drawback of that job is winter, so I assume we'll see mwb starting from Dec

Dave S

Trash probably stinks less in the winter though

ballBreaker

@Mehdi 45 mins haha

I went and got groceries

I rarely even take a lunch break anymore

Mehdi

good point, Dave - so I guess the ideal period for that job is spring and autumn

Dave S

6:30 PM

or never in AZ

actually they all drive inside the truck with a big mechanical arm here

so probably not that bad unless you work in the processing center

ballBreaker

idk man I just assumed all of the US smelled like trash

feel like they'd be used to it

takes a big whiff of great canyon trash

Dave S

no it only smells like trash in the canadian tourist areas

Mehdi

@DaveS just give the rest of the world a bit of time before it compares to AZ, we need a bit more pollution

Dave S

We gotta keep up appearances

ballBreaker

hahaha

gotta match the inside to the outside

Dave S

6:35 PM

@Mehdi just get an electric hummer powered by clean coal and you'll have plenty of pollution

> WATTS TO FREEDOM

2

Mehdi

hahaha

finally having summer all year doesn't seem so unachievable

ballBreaker

6:47 PM

haha

I remember my first hummer

AdamsLostKeyStore

lol

ballBreaker

it wasn't electric tho

Dave S

The conversion rate of Watts to Freedom is affected by the percentage of carbon emissions from the generation of watts

if it's entirely renewable, you get 0% freedom conversion

AdamsLostKeyStore

100%

you forgot the freedom tax dave

25% freedom tax

@ballBreaker did you read the news about 50 cent?

ballBreaker

mmmmm

Dave S

6:56 PM

you only pay the freedom tax if you're below the poverty line CF

ballBreaker

I feel like you mean the rapper, but you said "cents" so I have to assume you mean half of a dollar

Dave S

we make you pay more for having no money because your deadbeat ass is a drain on our system

AdamsLostKeyStore

@ballBreaker okayplayer.com/culture/donald-trump-50-endorsement.html

ballBreaker

is this the thing jbis put in here last week that I thought was a joke

but might not be a joke

the "I don't want to be 20 cents" or whatever lol

AdamsLostKeyStore

xD yes

@DaveS yikes

ballBreaker

6:59 PM

haha nice

all I know from US politics in the past 3 weeks is that picture

and I feel like it sums it up good enough that I'm good not knowing anything else

which picture?

is this real? XD

dude, I have no idea lmao

AdamsLostKeyStore

lol

Mehdi

7:11 PM

it is... I just checked nypost.com/2020/10/20/…

ballBreaker

I feel like the quote is real, but I have no idea if its a real cover page

Mehdi

> Rapper 50 Cent on Tuesday confirmed that he’s backing President Trump for re-election, saying he could become “20 Cent” under Democrat Joe Biden’s plan for higher taxes.

XD

ballBreaker

Imagine caring what celebrities thought about politics loooool

AdamsLostKeyStore

hehe

do people really care?

ballBreaker

yeah

AdamsLostKeyStore

7:12 PM

damn

ballBreaker

people are threatening cancelling celebrities over it and shit

Dave S

we elected a celebrity as our president

soooo

ballBreaker

yeah hahahahaha

Mehdi

I feel like many celebrities feel that their garbage opinions are worth sharing with the rest of the peasants

never understood that arrogance

ballBreaker

it's not even arrogance

Mehdi

7:14 PM

imagine Kim kardashian telling you what and how to think XD

ballBreaker

I mean, some of it is, and definitely a healthy dose of entitlement, but the sad reality is that there are thousands of retards out there begging these people for their opinions

Mehdi

you're good at singing, surely you're good at everything else

and you, you're good at medicine, but don't ask us to wear masks for our own protection XDDD

ballBreaker

hahaha exactly

bunch of god damn smooth-brain mouth-breathing idiots

JBis

sup

Mehdi

hello

ballBreaker

7:22 PM

nm dude, u?

JBis

life kinda sucks rn :(

but soon it'll get better

AdamsLostKeyStore

why?

JBis

lots of stress due to school and applications (and the election)

ballBreaker

sorry to hear man

dw the election craziness will be done in a year

and then it'll start again 6 months after that

JBis

In other news COD zombies is exclusive to PS4

which is really dumb, and im on ps4

Dave S

7:32 PM

maybe you should make your own zombies

JBis

if they want to do that, it should be exclusive for like a month max

@DaveS @ballBreaker you're learning game dev, can you do it?

AdamsLostKeyStore

@JBis damn kids taking stress due to election wow

what dave is doing game development now?

ballBreaker

haha nah

zombie games are overdone

I've also never played cod zombies so I couldn't care any less

JBis

cod zombies is fun tho imo

i used to play for hoooours with friends

ballBreaker

but yeah, it's dumb theyre doing part of a game as a ps4 exclusive

but sounds like normal activision nonsense to me

don't buy COD and maybe they'll learn

JBis

7:36 PM

wat

what games do you play?

prob some anime shit

ballBreaker

currently playing Dying Light, Among Us, Fall Guys, and this skyrim mod called Enderal

that's an entire "standalone" game built in the skyrim engine, which is fucking amazing

I play Warzone here and there as well

JBis

@ballBreaker ok, you've regained my respect

Mehdi

Hahaha

Savage XD

ballBreaker

Activision doesn't deserve my money though so I'll never spend money on COD haha

JBis

i made a game when i was 10. Using one of those scratch-like block programming things.

it was a zombie game

tbh Plants vs Zombies is such an underrated game

ballBreaker

7:42 PM

you think it's underrated?

JBis

theres a bunch of 2006-09' era games that were really good

ballBreaker

there's been like 5 sequels

JBis

Chicken invaders was fucking great

ballBreaker

@JBis were you even born yet?

xD

JBis

such a predictable joke

0/10

ballBreaker

7:45 PM

you were zero out of ten years old?

lol

JBis

did you make yourself laugh?

ballBreaker

I internally chuckled a bit

JBis

i cant remeber the name of a game now

damn this is gonna annoy me until i figure it out

Taseer

anyone remember Earthworm Jim?

JBis

Yep. Another great one!

Ah Fate! thats the name

that was a really good but difficult game

ballBreaker

8:58 PM

never played that one

Australia: a mystery unraveled

MwBakker climbs a mountain

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